By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
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emeraldon 7

Yeah, gotta love those lightning quick reflexes and how they come in handy when you really shouldnt have them.

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, those cacti are vengeful *******. Either that or you're an idiot for catching one with your bare hands. While you're at it, would you give my pet porcupine a bath? He's quite tame, I assure you.

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brentron 0

Well the cactus was oviously a suicidal and you just crushed his dreams of spending an eternity in hell. Bravo good sir.

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musicluvr2000 11

That was the universe thanking you

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dancingcutie1029 2

Why would you ever catch a cactus. I'd be like "screw that, I'll just buy a new one."

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brohamas16 7

god damn ungrateful cactus's!!!!

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marcus903 17

are you that ******* stupid?

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kiss_1214 17

Why were you going to even catch it??

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Jessic1 5

It's a plant would you really try to catch a spiky plant like really!

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Roo79 1

If you apply a layer of rubber cement to your hands and let it dry.....than peel it off...the spines will come out. Even the blonde ones! Tricky little bastards! Good luck!

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Roo79 1

Just curious ... was there a cat involved! ?!

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