Work: Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By CouldBeALoser - 17/09/2016 18:26 - United States - West Tehama County

Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML

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By Forever alone - 21/12/2020 17:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML

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By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

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puppie406 23

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:06

Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!

Moosebandit 6

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:06

That's very kind of you

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FMLusername969 21

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:29

Genius.

beeferjay 34

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:31

you might need something more... extreme... like maybe pay someone to fall in love with her

jaspinkgrl01 18

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:45

Hopefully your boss doesn't use this app

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:50

She's going to be even more crabby once you run out of ways to string her along.

WOTAN1488 24

Sunday 27 September 2015 7:28

Maybe she just needs a good dicking? That fake love letter won't help lol

weirdorwhat 8

Sunday 27 September 2015 7:39

did it work??

mintlegendary 14

Sunday 27 September 2015 7:44

Thats genius

One_Way 43

Sunday 27 September 2015 7:59

I have a similar boss... maybe I should give this a try.

thejonac 21

Sunday 27 September 2015 8:04

... did it work?

AwesomeBlossom16 6

Sunday 27 September 2015 8:49

I agree with #22- genius!!! I think you should use your smarts to find a job with a better boss, if you can. You can add this to your resume- "excellent at improving office morale with simple acts of kindness."