Miscellaneous: Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week...

By Sneezy123 - 06/10/2009 02:21 - United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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Both ends

By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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One way or another

By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale

Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Too trusting

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Warren

Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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TurdMonkey 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:28

i bet during the confusion and laughter at least 20 kids cheated off the person sitting next to them

Tgump 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:25

How is that even possible? Either way, FYL.

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bosshaug 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:44

I was in a music hall for a study hall class and everyone was quiet until I sneezed and farted at the same time. It wasn't quiet anymore.

SarahinSane 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:51

I saw this on an awkward penguin image. And I love you for that, copypasta or not.

Bigmac87 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 13:15

lol, I do that all the time, espacialy after I eat Mexican food.

plexico 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 13:36

You were Sneezy all week, but at the test you became the "Hidden" Eighth Dwarf, Gassy.

DanizzleXFoSho 6

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:25

Win.

glostik 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:41

Haha! This happens to me. :P Except I have to sneeze really hard.. then sometimes I fart.

im_a_dinosaur 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:52

ahaha how do sneezes turn into farts? ahhahaha

plexico 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:14

Sneeze:Nosrtil::Fart: A. Flatus B. Asshole C. Intestine D. Beans Hint: Takes one to know one. I know you are, but what am I? :P

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:34

Sneezes don't magically turn into farts. More likely you had to fart as well as sneeze and let's face it, you would have done both. Next time don't hold your sneeze in, it'll mask the sound of the fart.

Ohnothingreally 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:36

Same thing happened to me...except it was in third grade...and I was taking some sort of spelling test. And then the teacher was like "THAT REMINDS ME, SNACK IS IN 10 MINUTES!" Worst. Day. EVAR.