By mister_pinky - 15/07/2014 22:04 - United States - Portland

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
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Same thing different taste

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They probably mess with you because you can't take a joke. I personally love to mess with people who can't take a joke, and I'm sure others do as well

then don't teach as a career. they seem to be messing around all in good fun. you need a sense of humor to be a professor

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I love how your user is mr pinky, despite the fact that you despise your students calling you that.

You're the professor, you've got their GPAs in a vice grip. Threaten to flunk the next person who calls you "Mr. Pinky". Of course, you can go to the opposite end of the spectrum and just ignore it completely.

One day you should get a sense in humour. Just saying.

You should change job then. If you hate teaching.

Should have answered "Well you arent Brain, so where is he?"