Miscellaneous: Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things...

By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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You deserved it 12 921

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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You deserved it 3 458

By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 589

You deserved it 13 907

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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You deserved it 2 631

Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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You deserved it 218

Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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You deserved it 3 870

By HomeImprover - 02/11/2016 17:34

Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML

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You deserved it 797

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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This is how I roll

By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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You deserved it 82

samuke 2

Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:34

If you didn't have a decent lock why did you ride your bike and leave it where it could get stolen?

trongtn 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 12:35

If you didn't already have a lock for your bike, you shouldn't have taken it to the store. Leaving your bike unlocked outside unattended is just asking for it to be stolen.

Comments

myfallenidol 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:33

Now that's what I call "irony"

life_is_life 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:24

FYL lmao... suckerrr xD

SirAlan 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:00

Today, i locked my bike on the bike rack. 3 hrs later, my bike was gone! :(

vicxxx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:06

#51 classist ****! There's a whole world outside your window, you should take a look sometime.

gmister227 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:49

hahahaha suck it

Drown_Angel 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:34

That's horrible horrible irony ! XD

summ3rf0sh0 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 14:49

you deserve it, because you were idiotic enough to ride your bike to the store, TO BUY A NEW LOCK...........KNOWING you don't have a lock. WOW!!!!!!!!! Yer dumbbbb

tally_head 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 7:37

Hahaha. Comments, fun. Yeah, you deserved it. Kind of retarted. But I don't think it's necessary to bitch. If he didn't ride his bike to the store, there'd be no story. Enjoy it for what it is. And I think it's ironically enlightening.