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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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By Anon - 27/05/2023 22:00

Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 16:50 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML

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By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

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QuisMysterium 4

Friday 25 November 2011 8:53

-forever alone-

detective_oreo 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:54

Thank god you can't rub your face in your ******!

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elreydelmundo 5

Friday 25 November 2011 23:33

sad... just sad

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:03

Does he know?

NomNomZombies 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:04

That's kinda gross...

kay729 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:04

That's disgusting

jroxursox1 10

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:15

Wait. Does this mean that your ex smelled like pit?? Cuz if so you need to raise your standards hunn.

howbout_thisone 13

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:35

Wow

WVU 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:55

That's sad. There are sites out there if you're that press for a man

kittenelaine 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:05

Lame

benni74 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:47

Youre either a pathetic female, who is way past her armpit shaving day. Or a creepy capital ******.

caaare 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:23

You too? Lol

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