Love: Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted...

By Tom - 26/06/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML

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By thanksalotdickhead - 14/10/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 20:02 - Canada - Minden

Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By bob7654 - 11/11/2016 02:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 10:13

That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:14

Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.

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maxdavies 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:07

i hate mj's music

1050this 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:35

wow everyone is so insensitive.. That really sucks ... it happened to me too kinda, (minus mj) I went over to tell my dad about my engagement and all he could say was how much of a bitch my mom was... ( they are divorced) ... HAPPY ENGAGEMENT... lol..

Andyangels27 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 11:30

he had a few hits and he also enjoyed the company of small boys. nothing wrong with that deserves 100% o all atention

Andyangels27 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 11:34

rowbin go **** yourself how dare you compare actual American tradgedies to th death of a musician. that is honestly the dumbest thing ever. how does the death of one man compare to 9/11 and pearl harbor. if you like Michael so much find a bridge jump off and see him

TakeItEasyPeople 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:43

FML ERROR 3013: TOO MANY OVEREMOTIONAL NUTJOBS. COMMENT THREAD WILL BE CLOSED IN 24 HOURS.

TakeItEasyPeople 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:44

FML ERROR 3013: TOO MANY OVEREMOTIONAL NUTJOBS. COMMENT THREAD WILL BE CLOSED IN 24 HOURS.

1inbed 0

Monday 12 October 2009 6:35

rowbin you asshole go and ******* die. one of my friend's relative died during 9/11.

fuckducks 0

Friday 30 October 2009 2:55

**** Michael Jackson he was a ****** creepy molester who was black to get plastic surgery to become WHITE. what the ****. **** Michael Jackson I was surprised he wasn't caught chokin on a lil kids dick