Love: Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted...

By Tom - 26/06/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By bob7654 - 11/11/2016 02:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 10:13

That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:14

Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.

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ander3w 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:41

ur familiy is stupid

shybullet 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:30

are you seriously comparing michael jackson to jade goody?

FarSide 22

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:17

The Queen of Pop is gone.

yorkiegirl1691 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:32

Honestly, I'm sick and tired of hearing of him.

blondeychck7 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 1:18

omg, MJ came to my house today!

hellogoodbyexo09 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 1:56

Ok.He's dead.Big whoop.Get over it.He was a ******* pedafile for gods' sake, your parents should be proud of you!Congratulations,soon you're gonna move out and far far away from those bastards! :D :) ;D

Shaylex 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:20

I'm very disappointed in the comments claiming that you deserved this. And also disappointed in the arguments over whether or not Michael Jackson deserved to die. That's not the point here- I understand being upset, but life does go on outside of Hollywood's tragedies. Michael Jackson's death may have been saddening to some people, but as their son, your news should have, at the very least, been a temporary distraction from his death. That would still be somewhat pathetic, but better than nothing. Congratulations, by the way.

Cowman3340 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:46

YDI selfish ****

VampireLullaby 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:33

thats very unfortunate

sadlife67 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:42

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT MJ is probably better then u

cactus_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:39

Your parents are dumb. People die all the time. Your son doesn't get engaged all the time (hopefully). It's not like they knew him. I'm pretty sure the days of MJ's decent music are long gone by now, even if he was planning a comeback. They should have been more upset about Farrah, anyways. For MJ's family, it sucks. For people who never knew Michael Jackson it's stupid to wallow in it. EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THE WHOLE MOLESTATION THING: No, he wasn't found guilty of that, but he did openly admit in interviews that he slept in the same bed with young children that weren't his and found nothing wrong with it. To me, that's really, really creepy.