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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Foreveralone - 15/10/2019 00:01

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML

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By Foreveralone - 09/04/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 16:51

self pitying mood = instant YDI

Bardock 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:48

You asked for it.

Comments

farhil 14

Saturday 22 August 2009 8:30

I hate people who get offended by someone agreeing with whatever demoralizing they said about themselves, like "I'm a horrible person", "yep", "well **** you then!" makes me sick YDI

Artyukhina 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 14:24

thats what you get you stupid whiny emo kid. i bet you tried to post your life story on here but the FML staff couldn't take the melodrama and threw it away.

Pulcherrimus 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 19:14

YDI for being hateable.

girl_oftha_year 0

Monday 24 August 2009 4:26

YDI for thinking it was cute to be in a self pitying mood. you don't say everyone hates you unless your either A) with friends and joking around because they're ripping on you (my friends and I rip on each other all the ******* time) or B) You really feel that everyone hates you and you are emo as **** and think you have the worst life ever. People like you ******* annoy me.