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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Foreveralone - 15/10/2019 00:01

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML

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By Foreveralone - 09/04/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 16:51

self pitying mood = instant YDI

Bardock 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:48

You asked for it.

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Sacch2010 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:57

You shouldn't have said that out loud, but that girl's an obvious bitch. I would have turned around and slugged her.

canadatiremoney 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:25

the good news is she said pretty much...so thats not everyone :) haha

coston89 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:29

Not as bad as the time where an asshole friend of mine told me "God doesn't talk to cripples". Note, he views people with glasses as cripples though.

Somto 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:50

idk where u love but isnt it still summer?

lolwatlol 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:05

Nothing wrong with that, we all know only people with certain mental conditions hear voices inside their heads, using glasses is clearly not that.

youdontdeserveit_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:29

ydi for being an attention *****

weasleyismyking 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:02

Dude, what'd you say? Must've been something bad if you didn't post it on here.

triplethreat13 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:46

you deserved it. people at my school go around complaining how everyone hates them. nobody tries to disagree with people like that. people who fish for compliments only get them if they do it in moderation, and if they have good friends. that's part of the reason i am best friends with a gay guy, he is quick to give a compliment if someone's feeling down. but there are very very few people who will make a self-pitying person try to feel better.

triplethreat13 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:48

oh and it's not still summer for people where i live. we started school on monday. i know people who started two weeks ago. we're just the people who get out earlier :)