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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Foreveralone - 15/10/2019 00:01

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML

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By Foreveralone - 09/04/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 16:51

self pitying mood = instant YDI

Bardock 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:48

You asked for it.

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lowes2828 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 8:11

well you obviously did something to make everybody hate you, I hate it when people act like that so I would have said the same thing

jmoose311 3

Friday 2 October 2009 9:18

How about you stop being such a pissy moaner and quit your whining and complaining? Maybe then people will stop making fun of you. YDI.

DeidaraDaKitsune 0

Monday 11 January 2010 17:59

I would click on the that sucks button but you have 12345 and I don't want to wreck that.

happyhak 5

Monday 11 January 2010 18:19

Does anyone notice how the OP says something but is upset when other people agree? Sounds like the OP is an attention seeker or something...

DAMNimSEXY 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 2:27

everyone hates u cuase u say shit like everyone hates u

monica7322 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 22:18

maybe she sayd it cuzz of how annoying yu are.

nivri 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 14:57

I would if said the same thing

dannyboy66 7

Monday 14 June 2010 21:01

i know how u feel :(

Geicogecko 2

Thursday 17 June 2010 14:57

im not kidding when i say this. this has happened to me like 4 or 5 times

lilmizzgiggles 1

Wednesday 18 August 2010 19:31

haha I do tht to ppl allllll.... did tht to my boos and I'm now jobless lmfao

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