Miscellaneous: Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30...

By mn051299 - 10/02/2016 09:09 - Switzerland - Richterswil

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:13 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

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By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML

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By avoid the sour cream - 30/12/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Wednesday 10 February 2016 17:23

Hopefully you complained and the hotel repaid you in full, that's so unprofessional and creepy.

jeffprobs 29

Wednesday 10 February 2016 17:25

File a complaint, but next time make a loud cough noise to scare them so they know you are there

Comments

moshpit11 8

Wednesday 10 February 2016 22:06

Should have walked out naked and asked if they needed anything

OrganicSistah 17

Thursday 11 February 2016 2:46

Why did you sit in silence?

Zillamamma 4

Thursday 11 February 2016 3:37

Definitely complain to management. You don't shouldn't have to pay for their laziness

ndnpride88 25

Thursday 11 February 2016 3:40

Why be so embarrassed and not finish your business then walk out? Ydi now you have to go through the bull crap and report them to the manager.

Jwaye2 7

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:20

Why did you sit in silence? I would have finshed quietly and just walked out naked with dick in hand.

Timmip12 9

Thursday 11 February 2016 7:15

Should've farted really loud...

guttedbrit 26

Thursday 11 February 2016 8:18

that's so grim. You're the guest, you're important. In my opinion you have every right to storm out there! make sure you report them OP.

bahreaze 2

Thursday 11 February 2016 9:03

I think this one is fake.

Witchylady 17

Thursday 11 February 2016 10:33

Why would you do that. You do realise you will be billed for the things they took. YDI

Jacorama 8

Friday 12 February 2016 4:49

Some cleaning crew how much are the beers each

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