By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States
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I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.
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Haha. Sorry op I've actually done this multiple times to my boyfriend and from his facial expressions it seems to really hurt but what do I know I'm a girl. He likes to argue with me that getting kicked in the balls hurts more than giving birth to a child .....
Yeah, no... I have not given birth to a child or been kicked in the balls (because I don't have any), but the skin outside the ****** often tears when a baby is pushed out, not to mention a dick hurts badly enough into a place that could once, in its original state, not fit so much as a tampon, not to mention an entire ******* human body, labor can last for hours, and before modern medicine, it was common for women to die during child birth. Your boyfriend is stupid!
Uh okay..... I didn't say I agreed with him ? Of course I know he's stupid. I have never given birth and I don't have balls but it's obvious giving birth hurts more. That's why I argue with him about it.
Yes, I know, I read that part. I was just giving you reasons to throw into your argument and it also shocked me a bit that somebody could think that, so I ranted. Haha. Sorry.
pain wise it hurts worse for a much shorter amount of time being kicked in the balls. but its a close second for a much longer period of time when it comes to giving birth. being kicked in the balls is an instant pain where as giving birth is a long drawn out pain. I've known women who have been in full on labor for days. a kick in the balls.... pain lasts a few minutes normally.
don't go commando anymore. you're not qualified.
so your junk is a new accessory? I didn't realize the learning curve was so steep.
So first day with your new balls?
I think 21 means they shouldn't be so sensitive but if that were the case men would be more likely to hurt their genitals and more likely to become infertal
Have you ever considered a sex change? Maybe you should, man-parts are just not your forte...
i dont think fml when i hurt my balls (altho 3 times or more in one day is an fml)
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Ohh nuts! FYL
Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!