By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Christmas is over OP, why are you still dealing with nutcrackers?

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cr3ativity 15

Shit. Another reason why I keep wearing underpants as opposed to boxers.

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_W00H00_ 6

I don't get why OP didn't stand up.

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rosenkrieger223 21

I'm sure he did, but once the pain starts, it doesn't exactly go away the moment pressure is removed...

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

I'm a female and I cringed at the thought of that as I read this post

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ChickenPollos 6

Who does that? Did you just grow balls yesterday?

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ICastillo 24

Well it's a win OP she thinks you're all emotional too. She is going to think your a sensitive guy.

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yourmofo 6

If you ask someone how they sat on their balls, you must be either a girl or a guy with baby nuts.

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TurkeySlab 9

The down sides to having a big package...........

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