By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Christmas is over OP, why are you still dealing with nutcrackers?

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cr3ativity 15

Shit. Another reason why I keep wearing underpants as opposed to boxers.

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Sweetpea22 14

You won't become sterile. *Rolls my eyes* My friend hit his balls with a skateboard numerous times, he has two year old

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ksuth 25

OP said nothing about becoming sterile.

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Sweetpea22 14

His fiance crying implied that she was convinced they wouldn't be able to have kids.

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starbunnytwinkle 3

65.. No it doesn't! She's crying because they were having a 'tenderly sweet discussion'. Someone needs to work on their reading skills...

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bubblebuddy22 3

Just play it off like you were in the moment. She will never know the difference

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DanielleinDC 33

And shifting your position to get more comfortable was not an option?

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he may have done that but once the pain is experienced, it lasts for a while. Like when you get kicked in the nuts, the kick is momentary, but the pain...

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isamisis 9

If you can sit on your testicles then I don't expect you have much of a future.

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twiztedone 19

O the pain from sitting on them and the pain of listening to her talk! I don't know which I would rather indure seperately let alone at the same time!

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KaiCer0 8

LMAO sorry OP but that's hilarious

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Sunkistlover718 21

I imagine OP wadling away, tears streaming down his face; His fiancee even more deeply enamored than ever, wondering how she could have been lucky enough as to find a man so sensitive as OP.

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Chazzzor 10

Are you a recent convert to having testicles? Jeeze, I thought if you were old enough for a girlfriend you were old enough not to do that - Certainly not to stay sitting on them!

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