By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 11:16 - United States - Woodinville

Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML
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mackdeezy 22

Christmas is over OP, why are you still dealing with nutcrackers?

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cr3ativity 15

Shit. Another reason why I keep wearing underpants as opposed to boxers.

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daniel_dd31 13

At least it looked like you we're showing genuine emotion

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zombieslayer83 19

Oh it was genuine!

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zombieslayer83 19

I hate that shit. Sometimes I wonder how us guys can even walk with them.

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Bliepje 22

Balls are small. Try walking with boobs

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justernie22 7

hey, at least you look sensitive.

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DestinysChampion 17

And you missed the whole discussion because one of your family was in peril.

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simoncat 11

Seriously. It is such a wonder that men have survived this long.

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ShyAnn29 14

I've seen this kind of FML a few times now, is it really that hard to not sit on your testicles?

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zombieslayer83 19

Sometimes you just sit down without thinking and then crush!

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simoncat 11

And men think we women have it hard. Pulllease.

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PandaKitteh 20

Well we have to push humans out of a 10cm hole in our sensitive part. :P I think it's about even

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RedPillSucks 31

Not really. There's the 9 month thing, morning sickness, swollen ankles, ass, face, etc. if you don't get pregos, there's the whole period thing with PMS

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Synistiel 14

Not every girl is bitchy during their period, 55.

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Nailpolishaholic 20

I love how all the males and females are being so understanding of each other.

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klovemachine 24

This FML gives a whole new meaning to blue balls :-O

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eddeeezzyy 19

"Argh, I sat on my nuts!" Cleveland voice

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skylark907 5

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER YO HOLY SHIT I AM DEAD HAHAHAHAHA

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shmoelover 13

I have yet to understand how yo, which I believe is a term of greeting, belongs in the middle of a statement.

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poccocurantes 7

I think he was shot by a rival gang member mid chuckle.

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