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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:22

that's deaths way of telling u to **** off

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:56

What the **** was that? Ha.

iTransform 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:07

lmao what?

kaylapple 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:11

what the fuc?. honey bees do not sting.

kaylapple 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:25

i meant to say ****.

edogy2 1

Friday 29 July 2011 21:26

And Casey Anthony didn't kill her child.

Jerret 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:14

I'm sorry that the bee didn't recognize you as its savior and thank you properly by giving a lifetime's supply of honey :( Srsly, what did you expect? IT'S A FRIGGIN BEE!

sipher16 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:18

no good deed go's unpunished. :)

ChucktheNorris 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:21

honey bees do not sting.

Saltime 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:24

They raises it to 33 seconds?! That explains why my grandma beats me longer now.

PLPrincess 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:25

next time let it choose to crawl onto you. let it sit there and dry and fly away on its own time.

Wirbelwind 2

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:36

Were you expecting a thank-you or something? Sure, it's a commendable act, but it's still a untamed. it will attack without prejudice.

SteveOsWifey 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:38

shouldnt that be an FML for the bee?

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