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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
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flockz 19

you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?

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SexyQueen0905 24

Maybe stinging you was it's way of thanking you. Or maybe it was trying to commit suicide and was pissed that you saved it.

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BbqKirbyAnn 0

and stinging was the only way it could kill itself at the moment?...

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Captain0bv10us 0

This is the story of my life... But honey bees don't sting?

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HannahForbesxo 13

That ungrateful bastard! Should have at least said "thank you". Chivalry truly is dead, stupid bee.

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iamsoobored 0

But does not chivalry apply to humans only? We cannot force ourselves upon all the animals of the earth. If you try to teach a fish to hold doors for people, you are not going to succeed. Instinct is prevailant in all animals, and a bees' instinct is to attack and save the hive. The bee was doing what was chivalrous in it's own mind.

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ebroski6 0

you disturbed it from committing suicide. aka drowning itself

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Jdog619 11

Why did you not expect the bee to sting you when you picked it up? It's an insect; it had no idea that you were helping it.

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Mipz 2

cuz, you know...that was the point -.-

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FreezeeMonsta 19

i hate bees >_

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amber_7989 0

obviously it was suicidal. duh.

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