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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By markzar - 05/05/2012 07:19 - United States - Amherst

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2010 12:32 - France

Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:16

you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:22

that's deaths way of telling u to **** off

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Squidwardz 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:44

maybe he was tryyin suicide o.o and just got mad at chu

smexehXredhead0 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:51

Damn bee... >:( lol

sexybabe198 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:52

HONEY BEES DON'T STING YOU IDIOT!

aimeesea75 16

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:00

I think he was trying to commit suicide. he wanted to go one way or another.

Stevefett 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:04

Screw bees. Who the hell in their right mind would want to save one? Besides a beekeeper maybe. They suck.

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:06

awww this FML kind of depresses me.......

glitchedgamer 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:09

It had a near fatal ex

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:10

He had been captured by the enemy; he couldn't risk compromising the other agents in the field.

miragliac 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:20

just because you saved it doesn't mean it's loves you.

glitchedgamer 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:23

It had a near death experience, realized it only lives for like a week anyway, and wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.

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