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alrite i don't see the problem of a hot guy hitting on u... no matter the situation.
Kinda?
I think the real FML is from the driver in the wreck. It should read "Today I was in a bad car wreck. While waiting for help, some bimbo **** and some douchebag were flirting instead of helping me. I had to listen to their nonsense while I lay dying."
this can't be real. surely other people saw and helped, and then he wouldn't have been able to do so.
so.. you are an attractive hero... fml??
Yeah...**** your life...nevermind the unconscious man behind the wheel of a wrecked car. I hope one day you two switch places.
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If I understand correctly, this guy got out because he saw her. He wasn't even going to bother with the crash.
"Today, I was in a bad car wreck. A woman came over to help, and a man followed her. Instead of helping me, I had to hear him striking out with the woman. This continued on until the ambulence arrived. FML" OP, your situation just seems like a "wrong place, wrong time" deal. Other than that, I don't see the FML.