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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Gilly - 02/09/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

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By all5fingers - 08/09/2011 05:23 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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NATFLUMP 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:08

OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.

prettybadfuckup 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:07

GROSSNESS

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terranada 3

Wednesday 25 August 2010 4:33

that's why u stand to the side when smashing bugs! u loser!!

Emmy_The_Great 2

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:23

Karma loved cockroaches!

_IDEK_9 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:54

why was your mouth open..

LivsterA 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 19:39

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chili_is_good 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:23

well they have no trans fat and they are full of protons so it's a win on your part.

chili_is_good 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 12:25

oops I mean protein

silence114817 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:41

karma doesn't mean what you think it does. karma is actually the creation of everything. the concept of doing something and it coming back is actually Wicca. what you do, whether it be good or evil, will come back to you 3 times

baseballbeast12 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:45

ohhhhhhh, dude, now I'm scared cause I think web I'm gonna go to sleep, ones goons drop down into my mouth!! you made me almost throw up!!!!

dtao114 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:41

i heard they have great protin. cant taste worst than a protein bar..

NaranjaLime 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:30

That's not karma. It's simply poetic justice!

CoDAddict56 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:52

OMG EWWW THATS ****** DISGUSTING!

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