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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 333
You deserved it 16 757
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NATFLUMP 0

OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.

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godyourethick 0

The **** were you doing, hitting cockroaches with your gob wide open, directly underneath them?

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Woah_Its_Bree 0

am i the only one in the world who wants to puke at - not the thought of you having a roach in your mouth, but at you for being so cool with even having the in your house that you can hop on your comp. and tell us fmy fans all about it?? You- should get off your ass. but get off this site first lol. Start a ban- for nasty hics??? im from N.E. lots of people throughout here will have bug issues to.., some because they are just unlucky, and they fix it. But most, are dirty, disgusting homes, that have no excuse to look the way the do. Consider your home, a hazard envoirement. I mean, your obv. a shitty exterminater, maybe bring in some prefessionals. From the sounds of it, you just sound like someone down in the dirty south, who, well, prob didnt just get unlucky because of natural circumstances-which dont apply to this- But more of a, i'd never go near you, go clean your house, && live life a little better. && for people who are talking about karma and stuff- heres my take For someone who - not has bugs in their home, thats just a tiny detail in one aspect of another humans life- but aside from that, if this person who posted this is telling the truth - prob living in a trailer someplace, im sure, your in those shoes, well. by simply putting it, -Because you deserved exactaly what your getting out of life, for some reason or another. just please. make sure to never cometo .N.E k? Cause your typical to us assholes up here =p

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lifeislife_fml 0

Your post made no ******* sense at all. And - what's, up - with, the - incorrectly used, dashes and commas everywhere? I'm not even a grammar nazi, but that was atrocious, especially since it seemed like you were trying to write intelligently but failed horribly. If you're going to insult someone, first make sure you don't sound like an idiot.

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Woah_Its_Bree 0

well, i must say # 94 that your post made me look over what i had written. gotta agree man. i suckkk at trying to make a point =p lets hear what you got though... must be way beter than what i got smarty

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Woah_Its_Bree 0

And - i'll admit that im an idiot for not looking over what i wrote- half of those, are mistakes lol ooooops.

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i_stay_anonymous 0

And THAT is why I don't kill bugs, I tell other's to do it for me, because I know there's a chance of it falling on me.

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i_stay_anonymous 0

I also think this is fake now... Since your name is... Obviously... Cockroach.

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antherletdwn 0

common sence? dont stand under the thing your killing.

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