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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

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By all5fingers - 08/09/2011 05:23 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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NATFLUMP 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:08

OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.

prettybadfuckup 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:07

GROSSNESS

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daniellybelly 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:43

You should have ate it. Yum!

CheyA82592 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 7:34

Ewwwww, thats nasty.. but its hilarious!

Dreamworld_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:21

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN GROSS!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH I would freakin die im serious. I would fork that ****** and roast him over the stove to hear his little screams till he died (only if it wasnt entirely dead from the hit). ALL ROACHES AND MOSQUITOES MUST DIE!!!!!

oOAndrewOo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 14:43

OMG that sucks poor you! EeW!

AttilaLopez 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 2:04

note to self, don't knock bugs off the ceiling while opening my mouth. Thanks for the warning in advance :)

giratina16 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:15

eww scabby bugs i dont think we get roaches here in uk well i havent seen any yet anyway ugh

Shortiiejerksxd 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:55

lmfao tht must suckkk FYL

piepieburger 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 5:38

What do you mean "karma much" Thats good karma! Cockroaches are delicious! scrumdidelyumtious!

iseywisey 0

Monday 21 June 2010 23:04

you kept your mouth open?

tchaikovsky93 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:18

Lmfaooo nastyyy

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