Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone...

By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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You deserved it 9 771

By Nice Guy - 29/10/2012 07:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

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By brawl y’all - 31/10/2020 09:04 - United States

Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML

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You deserved it 1 141

By haappynewyear - 01/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

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Tough guy, huh?

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Croydon

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML

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You deserved it 44 304

cbadbeachbabe 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:32

silly goose

gambol 10

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:34

breakin' up fights: yer doin' it wrong.

Comments

gorguz14evar 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:54

Are you the husband of the woman who uses the words "happy sacks"?

dakorok 6

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:16

HAH, I was just thinking that. Snappily said, sir.

paulm_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:38

It's interesting to note that so far each use of happy sacks in a quote has ended in subsequent violent defeat as a result of general incompetence, perhaps there's a correlation? In any event, the gene pool thanks you.

gorguz14evar 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 10:20

Rofl I just though of that too.

mrda 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:54

Your name is deven...and you actually thought you were going to stop a fight? LOL

chewyca99 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:37

Since when do names have to do with strength?

screwtaylor 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:57

I'm sorry that your happy sacks are now angry sacks, OP.

Ligerie 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:10

lol, thats cute

Jazzywrites007 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:39

I just Love You, Tay...

mr_buckymon 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:59

M.Y.O.B. Mind Your Own Business

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:02

Why does everyone say Happy Sacks nowadays? Just stop, damn it.

djb23 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:04

at least you're not from Illinois...

sodahhhr 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:04

Longbread I don't eat shortcakes

generalsmith2 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:05

the way he describes saying "right!" and then 'marching over there' make it sound like he is a total tool

Echoes_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:08

atleast you didnt die: http://www.herald.ie/national-news/courts/young-mum-died-trying-to-stop-fight-1846679.html and i agree with #38. i think you deserved it.

cutiepi 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 6:22

okay.. good point. But that lady was also "tested positive for cocaine, cannabis, morphine and sedative drugs." Just sayin... might not be just the fights fault.