By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"

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Redoxx_fml 22

"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"

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Mooish 18

That's why I heard a boom before the phone ended.

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littlemissFYL 5

Nope he's cheating on you that's why he didn't wanna talk in front of you. Dump his ass.

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meelo88 13

I think it said it was OP's cell phone so he's not cheating he's just an ass

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KeyboardWarrior 10

57 WHAT AN ASSUMPTION. YOU SHOULD BECOME A DETECTIVE.

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Krirn 21

Based off his name, I'd say he went Super Saiyan.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

INDEED I DID. YES THEY WERE NECESSARY. NO HOLDING BACK WHEN FIGHTING AGAINST INTERGALACTIC TYRANTS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

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oksowhat 0

57- He answered her phone. Not his...

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RogueWarrior869 23

She said he threw /her/ cellphone. Not his.

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SLKBlack96 5

NO!! THIS IS PATRICK

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jtthegr8 26

Gotta do what ya gotta do to get away from a phone call

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iBanana 17

Must have thought it was a grenade.. "Call from Mo-OH MY GOD! FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Ahhh, Modern Warfare has ruined us.

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Guren 0

Obviously he just watched The Ring..

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Redoxx_fml 22

121-You mean "One Missed Call"

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ElricMustang 23

That's because phones don't "brake". Remember kids: stay in school.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I know! One time, I was crossing the street and this Nokia nearly hit me! I mean, it was a red light and everything! Those Nokia's are crazy man, I tell ya.

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Nevereverland 8

I was jumped by a nokia once, talk about connecting people..

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alexup24 13

then they'll have to fix that giant hole in the wall.

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domking1315 20

Guys please the big bang theory is a cover up for the first Nokia exploding.

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MehrunesDagon456 20

Actually don't hope for that. It would break the wall.

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Cad6 24

Looks like you can't "cell" your phone anymore. :( sucks.

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purpleamandapand 6

I don't think she was planning to... Nice try anyways.

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Cad6 24

Holy shit this got thumbed down faster than my usual fail puns. I need to make my fails less failish (No, it's not a word).

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SkoomaKi 27

Holy shit ****! Let's get better puns! (/-.-)/

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fromthesuck 8

Or... We could just give up on puns all together. CSI has ruined them all anyway.

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rocker_chick105 31

I can only imagine what he would do if he had one of those moving alarm clocks...

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bkingkingking 13

why would he be answering your phone? somebody sounds a teeny tiny bit obsessive... and violent

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SkoomaKi 27

6 - can't tell if you're making a duck face or pulling a constipated look...

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livkoko 15

I'm pretty sure OP means he couldn't be bothered to deal with keys and commands on her phone to shut it up so he destroyed it instead. No violence inferred...

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SkoomaKi 27

21 - Can you not see we are discussing constipated ducks? Please stop thread jacking.

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domking1315 20

Yes we've already established that it's both. Now we're talking about #21 thread jacking. Please keep up with the program next time.

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21jason 9

Sooo I'm guessing they won't be calling back?

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olpally 32

Because that's a reasonable reaction to respond to a phone ringing, what an idiot your bf is... Holy ****..

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calmyourself 7

Ive done the same. Sleep is very important.

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calmyourself 7

Haha, thank you for the compliment. My dog will be thrilled too.

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ElricMustang 23

Yea you can tell by his expression haha

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cajekraze 7

Moreover, waking guys from sleep suddenly, like the sharp sound of a phone ringing, can cause an adrenaline reaction. What comes then is often uncontrollable to an extent

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