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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 18:13 - United States

Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

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By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML

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perstephane 4

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:22

Wow, walking to class by herself. How horrible. I mean, it couldn't at all be that her friends have a different class and that she meets up with them after. And it couldn't be that the people she's friends with in her class are coming from the opposite direction so it wouldn't be practical. Obviously she just has no friends at all. I mean, it's the only conclusion.

jonnymohio 2

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:37

I think you're weird for thinking people need to walk to class in groups.

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fyriwolf666 8

Saturday 5 December 2009 0:51

Deeerp. :U

csd_fml 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:31

totally YDI for thinking she has no friends and/or is weird for not walking with other people to class. Some people prefer few but deep and sincere friendships. And again, some people are just independent enough that they don't need someone to chaperone them to the classroom.

EatMyCrayonz 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 20:07

Why would she be weird for not walking with any friends? There's a load of people i hang out with at break and when we have to go to class I sometimes walk on my own, infact a few of us do even if we're in the same lesson.

keilah 4

Monday 7 December 2009 1:17

omg maybe she takes different classes from her friends! or they come from different direction! wtf.

Tbl823 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:09

shoulda asked her if she wanted a ride then both of your problems are solved and maybe she was cute too good opportunity right there

eddles 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:14

sometimes people just don't have friends in thier classes, you jut don't seem to have friends at all

lillonely 2

Friday 19 March 2010 22:42

Personally... I have no friends... Personally... I know I am weird... Does that mean I am a loser? Keep in mind that some of the most brilliant people are crazy/demented/etc.

Goochimus 0

Monday 22 March 2010 7:39

today, I was walking alone to meet some friends, and I saw this wierd dude with no friends in his car by himself playing pokemon on his gameboy color. FHL