By BloodFaerie - 30/06/2012 06:49 - United States - Cleveland
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OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.
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You are confusing a burial and DINNER
you're just paranoid, it was probably eating it. Besides their brains are too small to think about taking care of the dead
Was probably stated before but the spider most likely killed the other spider. I've seen spiders "drink" other spiders before. Especially if it's a female and they just mated. Good luck though :)
Great, another reason for me to hate spiders. They're going to be like cockroaches and out live us all.
They will get a rifle out on you tonight..
Breed with their women
This reminds of a quote: There is nothing more dangerous than an idiot with a small amount of knowledge.
It was going to eat it, that's what spiders do.
Why did i read this!? Hello nightmares! D:
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