By BloodFaerie - 30/06/2012 06:49 - United States - Cleveland
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OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.
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You're a moron... psiders carry other bugs/spiders corpses as a way of food, especially if they've just ad babies.
"psiders"
Next time you incorrectly call someone a moron, at least take a quick spellcheck. It'll make you look slightly less incompetent.
Oh god **** no. Now we all die
Awwww
You're about as dumb as they come.
Not sleeping only worsens the problem; the average person consumes 8 spiders in their lifetime whilst unconscious. OP needs to do their share to prevent an uprising!
This is a urban myth and is completely untrue.
Correct the actual number is more like 20-30
Actually I'm pretty sure that it wanted to eat it!
lmao
It could have just been taking it off to eat it or something.
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It was going to eat it.
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