By BloodFaerie - 30/06/2012 06:49 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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BloodFaerie tells us more.

OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Spiderman spiderman friendly neighborhood spiderman

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pengin 13

ahaha you're stupid.... talk about paranoid. Also, just a btw-- Anthropology only deals with /humans/, i.e. it is the "study of humanity". lmao

Uh, humans have the only "civilization" worth speaking of when it comes to taking over the world, so what other species are they going to go off? OP's paranoid about ants copying humans, so it makes total sense.

You're a ******* illiterate little cousin-******* prick.

token_blackguy 18

Im glad the moderators are still publishing non fml posts.

devonisthebest 7

It was probably going to suck the blood out of it or bring back to life some how

Yeah...the spider was merely hauling it off to feast on its carcass. Gross, but such is life. In the meantime, if you have a spider problem, I'd be looking for a good exterminator.

I actually shuddered while reading this. I HATE spiders.

How do you know that the dead spider wasn't killed by the other spider and it's carrying it away to eat

Or maybe it was gonna eat the dead spider

TrinityisLife 22

I feel ya OP! We should mount our defences NOW!