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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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Friday 3 April 2009 13:04

Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"

GloomySkyz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:22

3 way? xD

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woooaaaaa 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:04

lesbians can be really intimidating. i would have ran away.

mlleangelique 3

Friday 3 April 2009 15:19

I can has death of everyone talking about threesomes pls? Ngh. Because, y'know, what every queergirl in a couple *really* wants is to be hit on by sleazy strangers. And if they were visibly queer/couply they'd probably had numerous people staring or making idiotic comments already that day; if one more person made her snap, I can't necessarily blame her.

Carribu 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:26

LOL that's awesome should've just told them you were a lesbian

josh1 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:38

ydi for staring. but I definitely would have piped in a "calm down ladies, I just thought you were attractive." they might give you an ugly look (or a seductive one, depending on how you look ;), but being a loser is better than being a creep.

blacklagoon_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:44

Heh I go to the mall all the time with my girlfriend (lesbian too) and we rarely get stared at. If I do get stared at I always assume it's because we're hot! We never do anything more than a decent straight couple would... holding hands and sitting close.

notAmused 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:58

hilarity, staring is a no no.......but glad u did cuz this mad me giggle

BaldOuting 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:17

you should have told her the truth.

a201 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:19

Amen #14. Bitchy girls suck- gay and straight!

Jasper_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:22

lol. that happens to me except no one comes shouting at me when i stare at a hot couple...

FreedomFirst 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:24

Wow. I guess being a judgmental jerk isn't limited to straight people, huh? I remember how shocked I was the first time I realized that gay relationships can involve domestic violence. I was at a restaurant and saw a man treating his much younger partner with such overbearing control and contempt that I wanted to bash his head in. I guess I had just assumed that homosexuals didn't have that problem. Stupid me.