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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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lesb_lv 0

Friday 3 April 2009 13:04

Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"

GloomySkyz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:22

3 way? xD

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Chibi_fml 9

Friday 3 April 2009 14:00

WTF? Even straight couples can be stared at. It doesn't automatically means it's because someone disapproves of them. Sounds like that woman was being more than a little judgemental. I hope you told her why you were staring. She needs a lesson in jumping to conclusions.

aurevior1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 22:54

OMG I know eh? Like when i was at the library i complained about someone being too loud, and they instantly said "Oh, this is just because I'm black, isn't it?" As soon as something like that happens with gays or minority's they take it to offence...

Kurabsence 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:53

like that time when I finally snapped when a guy said "oh it's cause I'm black isn't it" to me saying he skipped me in line, this is what I said "YES ITS BECAUSE YOURE BLACK!! I'm the bus driver, you're Rosa parks, so move it on back make haste I gotta get my food I have a KKK rally in five snap snap"

Sarra88 4

Tuesday 15 June 2010 4:51

Omg #169 you are epic! I laughed so hard.

_violet_ 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:02

Wow AntiChrist7, how rude and judgemental of you. Yes, because all lesbians are exactly the same (Rolls eyes). I agree with #17- are you still proud to be human, when there are so many jerks in the species (straight or not)?

wtfuckery 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:13

Ha, I hope you told them why you were staring and had a good laugh at them. #14 was totally right.

Dichoscillation 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:13

This is why I LOVE hanging out with lesbians. Some of them are sweet and nice and we do all the womanly things together but I don't have to worry about them being into me like I do with my fag hags, and the more aggressive ones I can have awesome hissy fits with! Yeah, I'm a total d*ke tyke.

Gsmith123 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:31

this is hot :) tell them your les too and think they are hot you could get a three way.............i call taping

Gsmith123 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:37

and hold up # 23 not all straight guys are jerks......*halo appears* i'm not.....:) just ask my gf

arby 0

Friday 3 April 2009 14:37

LOL, I was with a dyke friend of mine one Friday night, she stopped in the middle of the street to ask for this girls number who was walking down the street. We then proceeded to drive by the high school in that particular town (we're both high school aged, it isnt creepy) and she said "Hey Girl Hey" to every girl who walked by and I said "Hey Boy Hey" to every boy that went by. Long story short, you should have said that you thought they were mad good looking and I think that would have ended the issue real quick.