By MakeItMaaco - 11/07/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
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Niicky_fml 20

do the chickens have large talons? *adjusts glasses and sniffles*

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Mi24hind 0

Hawks. They will admire themselves while destroying cars.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I've been looking for Amelia Airheart (sp i know) forever! Still havent found her...

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birdfreak 24

where in TX? love bird watching. : )

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letmeloveyou 0

at least he didn't poop on your car. Hawk poop is the worst.

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The9_3 5

This is very true. I lucked out big time

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emerluvsu 6

"Do the chicken have large talons?" Napoleon Dyamite ftw bitches! :)

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anothersuicide 0

damn birds, didn't they learn frm all of the clorox commercials.

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SteelCladAngel 0

Clorox=bleach I think you're thinking of WINDEX commercials, ya know, that blue stuff people use to clean windows. ;)

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shortstuffs23 7

large talons, like in Napolean Dynamite? ha :)

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XxMargoxX 0

When OP said talons I seriously thought of Napoleon Dynamite xD

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