By romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
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DarkDaedalus009 8

The clock got bored of being on the wall

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Ajwc101 24

Who would have thought karma applied to insects.

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dmac843 2

Karma applies to ALL sentient beings and is the reason there are insects (among other things).

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CyborgBanana 12

38 - Wait, wait, wait... are you saying that insects exist because of karma? If that's the case, I'm afraid to say you're wrong. Very... very wrong.

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Malevolent_Bunny 0

Are you saying bugs are sentient? They are certainly clever, but evidence that they are self-aware would redefine the world as we know it. Imagine having to rewrite all of those protection laws for our newest society members, and the number of murders spiders would be charged with!

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porcupineattack1 5

I pick them up with tissues and free them, otherwise i have pangs of consious. Don't kill bugs anymore.

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verkaderk 9

How hard did you hit that bug? Holy calm down tiger

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hannnahmarie 14

Did the tv break?

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With_Love929 3

If it wasn't a grandfather clock then no probably not

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daliagrande 17

Stop with the whole karma is a bitch. We all kill bugs and don't act like you want them around your house.

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SuHanaOk 4

People who can't take a joke really bug me.

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loserboii 11

Sounds like the OP's plan was a bit buggy

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mrnuleef 7

I only kill cockroaches because my fiance is deathly afraid of them. Otherwise I try and put em back in the wild

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MandieL 27

Do you know us all? I do not kill bugs. I rescue them from my house or work where others would kill them, or I just let them live in peace. I got mad at my husband when he bought spray bomb for a hornets nest and used it. I threw it out and bought a fake hornets nest so they would relocate. Bugs have feelings too, and they need a little chance to be a good bug so they don't come back, yet again, as a bug.

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heythere131630 9

Don't worry about it. It was just the bugs soul seeking revenge.

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Enslaved 36

People here acting like they wouldn't have also killed that bug if it was in their house. ***I had a Barbque today and a horsefly flew in my house and all I wanted to do was swat it. Thank goodness my cat is a master bug killer, clawed and swallowed it! RIP its grave will be in the kitty litter later on tonight! (:

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GothicAngel17 24

Is that your cat in the profile picture? If so, she's absolutely beautiful :)

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martin_martian7 11

I guess it wasn't time

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