Animals: Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it...

By romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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By limeiscool - 04/08/2019 04:00

Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By Kevin - 17/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML

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By spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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syley 5

Monday 17 September 2012 2:57

Karma must love bugs

DarkDaedalus009 8

Monday 17 September 2012 2:58

The clock got bored of being on the wall

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sheethapins 13

Monday 17 September 2012 3:31

Double kill.

andiewithlove 21

Monday 17 September 2012 3:35

Hickory dickory dock. It seems you've killed your clock. The bug's ghost said "HA!" at your face in awe. Hickory dickory dock!:D

Dusty_Busters 15

Monday 17 September 2012 18:11

Not bad

SirEskimo 13

Monday 17 September 2012 3:35

Why would a bug go to insect heaven? They don't belong there, that's just rude and ignorant on your part tbh.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 18 September 2012 5:58

Wait you consider there actually is a heaven?

iteenlovequotes 19

Monday 17 September 2012 3:36

Karma come around and bite you within what a second?

andiewithlove 21

Monday 17 September 2012 3:42

The whole Karma thing wasn't funny the first, second, third, fourth, or fifth time. But the sixth was hilarious! Thank you EVER so much!(:

Kyle225 3

Monday 17 September 2012 3:39

You just sent your clock and TV into afterlife also

gallopinghorses 3

Monday 17 September 2012 3:45

The things that people do to get rid of such a tiny harmless insect.

bloodangel494 1

Monday 17 September 2012 3:50

so the bug won that round lol

Ins0mau 20

Monday 17 September 2012 9:43

If my enemy got his tv and clock broken, And I was killed, I wouldn't consider that a win on my part...

cabadas11 2

Monday 17 September 2012 3:51

Thats what you get for being an asshole >:|

brhu 5

Monday 17 September 2012 3:56

How big was this clock on the wall that it actually hurt your tv falling on it?

SenselessPattern 12

Monday 17 September 2012 4:57

*Image of a grandfather clock hanging on the wall suddenly falling onto a TV* Maybe..... ...I've got nothing.

RachelllOH 2

Monday 17 September 2012 3:57

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