Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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epicwinmaster 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:04

YDI for having a wardrobe

xoxoprivatexoxo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:11

i couldnt stop laughing when I read this ahaha

Swimmergrl9244 1

Friday 21 August 2009 4:17

That sounds like an awesome night.

blueorchid_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:27

thats awsome!!! why fml??!

undercover_ninja 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:33

This quite possibly may be the best FML I've ever read xD The mental picture just makes it better... :)

iTsBrandon 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:38

This is why alcohol is absolutely disgusting, it's truly not worth drinking and this is a perfect example. I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or smoke weed. This is a prime example of why. YDI. Sorry.

Pyromatt22 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:16

that's funny as ****

MysticCeltic 0

Friday 21 August 2009 8:58

Woo...buzzkill!

urmomsass 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:21

THATS ****** AWESOME!!! I did that today, sober, right after watch both movies in one sitting you should put it on youtube, it would get most popular in an hour!

summer66_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:21

hahahahhahaa LOL. itd still be effing hilarious even if you werent naked :)

wingedspiritus 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:29

OH MY GOD THIS COULD HAVE BEEN ME. At least it wouldn't have been recorded...

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