Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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FireFlie07 20

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:10

That is just glorious! So where are you drinking next? I want to hang out with you!

DevineLegacy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:16

HAHAHAHA thats so funny! the things people do when drunk :P

boysRdumb 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:18

Where do you live because we are so hanging out when you get drunk!

oregomy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:26

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dude!!! how is this an FML??? this should be something you treasure lol

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:27

You sound like a fun person.

nanoflacka 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:30

Your a dumbasd! U didn't walk into the wardrobe! Now u can't go to narnia XD

SweetieLish 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:30

Thank you for making my day slightly better with this FML. You should youtube it.

LemonFairy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:31

Stupid. Don't you know that Narnia (along with Hogwarts, the Fountain of Youth, and Heaven) is in ITALY? You're waaaaay off.

Thisguy9576 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:32

This is my fav fml because the first person didnt say anything about being first :)

amy1504 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:43

MLIA.

wingedspiritus 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:38

How morbid.

LemonFairy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:59

I love you more than Snape loves Lily. (Of course though~ :D)

amy1504 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:10

:D! Lets build a fort ;)

BadLuckTuck 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:23

I love you like the text message. :D

Kervik 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:34

ROFL! Funniest FML in a looooong time!

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