By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
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graceinsheepwear 33

I am curious what code makes ants less worthy of life than wasps?

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love_me_electric 20

Why not step on all of them? They're all pests in my eyes.

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squideth 18

Those "pests" literally support the ecosystem of the earth. You'd be ******* dead without them.

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RavenTheFoxx 16

Thoreau would be very upset to know you killed his beloved ants.

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VoodooPriestess 16

Let nature take it's course. Survival of the fittest and all. . . Plus wasps eat ants, so you killing off all nearby food might piss it off.

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hockeygoalie13 15

Survival of the fittest is actually a phrase invented by Herbert Spencer to describe social darwinism, which differs from natural selection. They are not synonymous.

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fooltemptress 36

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

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amisenho 11

People who glorify mediocrity and stupidity are a buzzkill at parties. I, for one, commend hockeygoalie13's research.

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AerBear115 15

Uh sorry dude... But this is why wasps are evil and always will be!

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sports237 5

I would've just stepped on the wasp to prevent it from suffering any longer... Ants would've taken too long.

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iamshaffu 9

Did it ever occur to you that the wasp was trying to commit suicide?

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blackonblight 32

Wasps are menaces. If it were a honey bee, fine, save it from the ants. But wasps, hornets, and yellow jackets serve no purpose that honey bees don't already cover without being aggressive assholes.

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