Miscellaneous: Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street....

By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By philip708 - 27/08/2015 06:46 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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shankzilla 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:40

why does everybody and their ******* idiot mother use the words 'happy sacks' on this site. its maybe funny the first time they used it; you deserve everything bad that happens to you for referring to your balls and happy sacks.

anniecook 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:17

I origionally used balls, but i guess the website just loves to write "happy sacks" i have never used those words in my life, trust me. AND TO EVERYONE ELSE: and im sooo very sorry for that horrible epidemic of "They."i really hope the sky doesnt fall

Comments

GreenRupee 0

Friday 27 November 2009 14:37

Just say "No problem" next time, Sackboy.

itak365 4

Friday 27 November 2009 14:52

I think happy sacks is edited in, people. It would explain a lot.

rihannalover 0

Friday 27 November 2009 18:05

i agree, there's no way someone would actually take the extra time to write happy sacks when they could just write nuts. it's gotta be edited, but there's another fml that says nuts: the wasp in the bathtub one. but people seriously, they're not ******* happy anymore, whoever the **** started calling them that is just ******* stupid. so give it a rest guys.

blue8795 0

Friday 27 November 2009 14:53

Typo of 'then'? and... he forgot to type 'he'. I know. I'm reaching here.

flying_vegan 0

Friday 27 November 2009 14:58

They: singular, gender non-specific. OP was attempting to set up the fact that it wasn't a man, although his sentence structure is absolute wank.

TheLoneWolf87 4

Friday 27 November 2009 15:54

Happy Sacks? Again? Why the hell are they happy? Certainly not after being punted. -_-

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 27 November 2009 16:18

Sorry but there are people that I dont bother engaging in as I dont know how too approach them. Oh and you NEVER say hermophrodite as thats an inaccurate and outdated term like midget! Dwarves you call them or little people And folks with intersex conditions you say. Unless of course you like getting beat up by us circus freaks daily! Otherwise we deserve some respect as well! Like me I served in The Navy soooo I earned some respect eh

myepic_fail 0

Friday 27 November 2009 16:25

really..........out of the whole story you guys are fighting about the grammer............really?

dspadres 0

Friday 27 November 2009 17:02

grammar* Don't you hate spelling something wrong when you're trying to prove a point?

gsm_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 17:56

Especially when trying to prove a point about grammar... Made me laugh!

TheLoneWolf87 4

Friday 27 November 2009 17:21

BTW, grammer is spelled "grammar".

Fop 6

Friday 27 November 2009 17:31

A masturbating sentence structure? Geez, people need to learn to use appropriate words.

Anteezy 7

Friday 27 November 2009 18:16

The last sentence of this FML is kinda off, you saw one guy and helped him, all of a sudden there were more people? oO im confused you start referring to them in plural forms.