Miscellaneous: Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street....

By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By philip708 - 27/08/2015 06:46 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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shankzilla 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:40

why does everybody and their ******* idiot mother use the words 'happy sacks' on this site. its maybe funny the first time they used it; you deserve everything bad that happens to you for referring to your balls and happy sacks.

anniecook 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:17

I origionally used balls, but i guess the website just loves to write "happy sacks" i have never used those words in my life, trust me. AND TO EVERYONE ELSE: and im sooo very sorry for that horrible epidemic of "They."i really hope the sky doesnt fall

Comments

omghehehe 0

Friday 27 November 2009 10:09

Sheesh, not your fault you could see "her" 5 o'clock shadow :D How could you know?

xCrackerx 3

Friday 27 November 2009 10:09

an⋅drog⋅y⋅nous [an-droj-uh-nuhs]: having both masculine and feminine characteristics

WTWNNIL 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:09

LOL @ everyone getting mad at happy sacks. Anyway yeah I'll still say FYL because nobody deserves to be hit, especially in the groin D:

iFruit 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:42

I promised in the last FML that if I ever saw another one with the phrase 'happy sacks' I would shoot myself. So thanks, OP.

strata8 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:43

"They"? O_o

SenGaeriel 3

Friday 27 November 2009 11:59

Happy sacks for testicles....funbags for breasts...pink taco for ******. Anyone else got some good nicknames for body parts?

pattheaninal 9

Friday 27 November 2009 13:06

"Spectacles, testacles, wallet and watch." - Austin Powers.

blastvortex 3

Friday 27 November 2009 12:01

WTF. We've got another OP with multiple scrotums? What's becoming of the world!? Beware the mutant, multiple-sacked army! ヽ(´∇｀)ノ

BikerMike 0

Friday 27 November 2009 13:16

I am sick of "happy sacks". If you get kicked, kneed or punched in your nuts, they are not HAPPY sacks.

AngelRaven89 0

Friday 27 November 2009 14:10

hahah most of these comments are about the term happy sacks rather than the actual FML. And so is mine, happy sack(s?) has to GO! It's much funnier if it would just say "testicles." Also I was confused with the wording "screaming that they were a woman," I thought you were referring to your balls but it didn't make any sense. replace that with "she was" and it would actually make a proper sentence. These FML's really should be better edited.