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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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Don't stare

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 01:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Chirping

By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Sonalis 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:12

Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?

Vash_41288 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:16

Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.

Comments

stefluvsyou 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:12

U do know that there are straight people who support gay rights to you know.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:17

He's definitely not interested in you…

lizard399 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:19

Happens to the best of us. Happened to me, my response "oh, um haha suure" then I stared at him wondering if he was really gay and why lord why!? He was smokin hot :( They do it on purpose so you'll talk to them! Conspiracy!

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:08

They are gay as a conspiracy to chat you up? ... Please dumb this down for me.... All I am reading is " I am a Fucktard who blames gay men for my lack of a sexual life".

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:47

She's saying they send the extremely hot guys out to campaign so that the straight girls will give them the minute

lizard399 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:51

2nd comment got it.. It's the Hooter's syndrome, but reversed..

lizard399 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:32

And I get negative feedback why? It's not my fault you're a dumb ass and didn't get what I was saying. Seriously? I think being gay is a conspiracy? How the hell.. did you get that.. from what I said..

perdix 29

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:19

I think hot gay guys are great! They make straight women lose hope and settle for ugly losers like us. They are like wingmen for us unfortunate assholes. Wingmen with fabulous, glittery wings.

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:39

I think you just turned me straight. Oh baby.

perdix 29

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:49

Thanks. I feel like Kramer.

Broken_Rayn 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:20

That doesnt mean that HE is gay. Maybe he has a friend or family member that is though

Darklord53 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:21

That sucks, but I guess you should've assumed he was gonna preach about something if he was holding a pamphlet. BroTip: Girls like a sweet talker more than a muscle jock

z3vil 11

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:48

It doesn't say he was holding a pamphlet

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:49

Bro tip confirmed! :) (no seriously, meat heads had their time, **** knows why but.... And in not saying don't look good, just don't forget that looks go this || far)

Darklord53 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:21

That's how I got my first and current girlfriend, and believe me I'm not much to look at

Dreadful87 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:23

All the good guys are either married, taken or gay. XD I guess your situation proves it. All girls would have to post FML too.

Poetaster 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:27

Speaking for the Straight, but obviously uglier than a mud fence, men. Women that subscribe to this thinking are too shallow to be worth the effort of being approached. My thanks to the women that look deeper into a mans potential worth as a mate.