Miscellaneous: Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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Don't stare

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 01:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Sonalis 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:12

Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?

Vash_41288 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:16

Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.

Comments

nickb2288 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:16

I bet he was gay.

brianjman14 22

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:20

How do you know?

mj_ok 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:44

You know, it's usually the gay guys that are the really cute ones:// I had to find that out the hard way.

Emilyinroom483 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:46

aaaaaaawwww poor little straight girl

naughty_angel94 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:50

Maybe he is straight and was just helping out a friend or was a supporter of gay rights.

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:02

You should have straight-up flashed him, and then you should have done the Safety Dance. If that doesn't jar his attention, then nothing will. |the kid|

Evening_Odds 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 23:45

you must not support gays cause you take it as an FML.

Levvy 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:01

The FML part is that she (assumes she) has no chance with him. Okay, maybe he was a straight guy just sticking up for his fellow human beings, but if that's the case, her assumption sure helped him dodge a bullet on that one!