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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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Don't stare

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 01:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Sonalis 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:12

Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?

Vash_41288 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:16

Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.

Comments

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:37

Ya know not all gay supporters are gay. Hence the GSA.

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:50

I believe most of the world refers to the "straight" half of the GSA as "closeted", but to each their own.

z3vil 11

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:33

I know plenty of straight supporters. You don't have to be gay to be in the GSA or 'closeted'. In fact it's usually encouraged to get a lot of straight people.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:42

That's when you talk in a deep voice and say, "Of course."

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:42

"Adjusted myself"?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:20

Spread her legs open, flipped her hair back, and leaned back a bit to let the flesh melons do their seducing. THAT is how she adjusted herself.

perdix 29

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:42

I support gay rights, but it's not because I am a nice guy. I figure that if we straight people have to put up with this ******-up, soul-crushing institution called marriage, they should have to, too!

Lunantic 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:42

Most hot guys are gay because they prefer penises that sparkle in the shape Anderson Cooper.

FruityLoooons 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:56

I'll never understand why most girls are always like "Why are all the hot guys gay?" because then I feel bad for the straight guys who are probably like, "Well, shit. **** you, too." Anyway, the guy could have been straight, OP. Unless he had the gay inflection and groomed eyebrows. (I'm kidding, calm down)

TheSvoloch 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:18

Thank you! I happen to be one of those straight guys.

Magic1 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:59

Yeah! Well, shit. **** you, too!

yoshiyakiryu 20

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:59

I have friends who campaign for gay rights who are straight. Are you going to assume they're gay too?

nerdsftw 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:05

That doesn't necessarily mean he is gay though.. I'm straight and I campaign for gay rights!

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:06

mintcar 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:07

I hit on a gay guy once in class. He responded by telling me he was gay and that he president of the GLBT club on campus. I felt pretty stupid. OP, how do you know the guy wasn't straight? You should've talked to him.