By f*ck - 06/03/2015 17:41 - Australia - Reynella

Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML
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theperfectchild 13

Hopefully that's the only thing you've choked on at the office.

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Smooth_Criminal 24

Was it worth it? I say yes... especially if it was a brown sugar cinnamon pop tart.

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more4me 27

No food at all ? Not even a cracker ?!!! Dang, that's harsh !

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False_Stupidity 41

Probably sick of computer keyboards filling with crumbs, and other things..

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bwinski 19

now you know why he has the policy ;)

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artyler 3

So, there was a bad outcome for willfully and blatantly violating known office policy. Oh, that's right, you are one of the special people that can pick and choose what rules apply to you and which don't.

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dractheripper 11

there's typically a valid reason for rules like that. ydi.

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barneyisawesome_fml 9

You took that pop tart a little too deep didn't you?

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abbylouise_x3 7

I think everyone here would like to know what kind of pop-tart it was.

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abNormal62 23

Full credit for the attempted program. Points off for the execution. Russian judge awards 6.5 overall final score

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Dick_diamond 22

You need to work on your gag reflex. That skill alone will take you places..

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Vegetarian27 24

That's a stupid ******* policy. I can't imagine that can legally be enforced.

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SaintGoobers 19

Something probably happened to make OP's boss create this rule.

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