Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the...

By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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You deserved it 42

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Carrikins 8

Thursday 3 May 2012 15:58

I think you got yourself a keeper mate

denbeste 3

Thursday 3 May 2012 15:58

It cleans itself.

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YesyDidWhat 0

Friday 4 May 2012 4:11

It's time to stop sharing.

baybeegirrrl95 5

Friday 4 May 2012 4:52

Mmm... floaties...

lauren719 0

Friday 4 May 2012 6:11

My grandma does the same thing... She also does it with just about anything she can -__-

babe7260 30

Friday 4 May 2012 7:27

Ewww so totally gross!!!!!!

PoppaSoda 5

Friday 4 May 2012 8:08

Shit in his milk. So he gets just a nugget in his last horrifying gulp

boypt 6

Friday 4 May 2012 14:06

another ruduce, reuse, recycle. ... lol

BloodMonger13 9

Friday 4 May 2012 15:37

I have read this b4 it's almost the same as an old fml

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 5 May 2012 4:27

Yeah, cause there's NO way something couldn't have happened twice in the world... nope.

janerose21 3

Friday 4 May 2012 20:02

if he is saving money like this I bet he is a rich feller!!

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Friday 4 May 2012 22:28

Does he reuse condoms, too?

BellaMarta 19

Saturday 5 May 2012 3:34

I think this is the soonest that a comic has been made after the original FML was posted.

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Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 1 035

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 2 466

Today, and for the last few days, I’ve been playing farming life simulator games. It dawned on me that my fictional farmers will probably be more successful and social and rich and energetic than I ever will be in my entire life. FML

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Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML

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You deserved it 13 828

Today, it's been exactly one year since I’ve had sex, and even that was because my wife caught me masturbating and helped me out with a zero effort handjob that was over in 15 seconds, since I’d already done 90% of the work. FML

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You deserved it 278