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By NoFunForMe - 31/08/2015 16:27 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML

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You deserved it 2 412

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By jacques - 02/02/2010 14:08 - Australia

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

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Overlap

By Wolverine Morningstar - 02/01/2023 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 362

By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 7 300

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 620

QR code madness

By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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You deserved it 491

Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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You deserved it 139

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 131

confusedAsFuck 34

Monday 31 August 2015 23:17

Signs, signs everywhere..

gmian 34

Monday 31 August 2015 23:17

Time to rekindle?

Comments

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 1 September 2015 15:41

You say "ex" as if that was the one and only person you've EVER had a romance with.

TallMist 32

Tuesday 1 September 2015 18:39

How do you know that wasn't the only person they ever had a romance with?

ApplePie1994 27

Tuesday 1 September 2015 19:58

I'm still with my first boo, so shut yo damn mouth.

flyerpretender 3

Tuesday 1 September 2015 17:20

Burning man!!!!

soulreaper12296 28

Tuesday 1 September 2015 17:31

Maybe it's a sign that you guys should fix things between each other instead of being mad.

Filthy_Animal 25

Tuesday 1 September 2015 17:47

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bazookajoey 27

Tuesday 1 September 2015 18:09

Just move your tent OP. It's not hard

whatcouldgowrong 14

Wednesday 2 September 2015 4:12

Burning man?

rec_chem 22

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:48

You didn't have to pitch your tent anywhere near her. You asked for it.

WillowDryad 1

Thursday 10 September 2015 6:13

reunited and it feeels so good! xD

TMO2142 25

Wednesday 23 September 2015 17:03

That sucks, i know how that is. My ex was complete loco. Think of how that went

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

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Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

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Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

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