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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By Philomena - 01/10/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/04/2018 01:30

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 16:28

You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.

Helinacoustic 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:09

Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.

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xClarkGable 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:33

Yeah, stop being so paranoid. He's fine. Let him play.

idontgiveone 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:35

YDI for being over protective about your cat. Your brother's only five. He should feel some freedom.

RJB 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:53

YDI for being mean to your little brother lol.

Daysgoby 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:04

oh my god, can we please stop with the other perspective FML's?

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:09

lol @ "cats suck" comments. Just because you randomly like dogs more doesn't mean they are better... I can't stand dogs.

Callyn 47

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:11

Kittens LIKE playing rough. Your cat was probably having fun with your brother. Let them play. Also, to everyone ragging on him for having a cat, cats are infinitely better than dogs. Cats at least have a mind of their own.

MissAlli 0

Monday 11 July 2011 21:04

Wrong. Cats are disgusting. At least my dogs know to go to the bathroom outside.

WaywardDaughter 26

Thursday 3 October 2013 16:58

so you still have an outhouse?

noclevername 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:13

#14: +1 You should have just explained to your brother that he needs to be gentle. Unless the cat was trying to get away then telling him it doesn't like him will just upset him. Also, in my experience, cats aren't big on being picked up unless they're quite used to the person, so yeah, going to scratch you. Kiddies: leave the "DOGS/CATS R BETER THAN CATS/DOGS" with seven-year-olds, where it belongs, 'kay?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:21

I love both cats and dogs so I can guess what happened here. You either scared it by taking it away too quickly, or your tone freaked it out. It probably wasn't because it didn't like you. But like someone else said, just tell your brother to be more careful next time. Show him instead of telling him he can't play with it.

rihannalover 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:27

YDI if it's the family's cat, which i'm assuming considering you said "you can't play with THE cat" not "MY cat". don't do that just because he's little. just tell him to be gentle, he doesn't know better.