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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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roflcopter657 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:01

thats just sad... enjoy your hand.

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:09

Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?

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the_huldra 1

Friday 15 July 2011 18:45

You guys are missing a crucial part he never said he has never had sex, he always could have done it fully clothed??? LOL but you life sucks I'm 17 and I see girls naked all the time.

Xennby 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:56

that's gross she's your mum

wiinston17 0

Friday 16 December 2011 10:11

Hit the stripclub once in a while!

niswisk 3

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:16

Anyone else wondering why he doesnt seem grossed out by the fact he just saw his mom naked?

Emmysmiles 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:22

did the idea of **** never come to mind? ...

richieflow 3

Monday 16 January 2012 7:20

Fag

angelinalovetro 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 5:06

I'm 14(female and I've seems plenty naked women! LOL not on purpose..

Mischief109 11

Sunday 15 April 2012 6:34

I'm sure you've seen your mom naked before. You've never walked in on her changing when you were really young?

writergirl23 19

Saturday 14 July 2012 10:44

Poor guy ... First woman you see without clothes is your damn mum :(

MrItalia 18

Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:42

Is she hot but?

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