Okay sir why is that the first time you every show a woman naked.....you have a computer you have a tv i means book i mean......omg are for real? Get out a lil more hon.

...There are soo many FML's like this one. it's getting a little old.

I'm sure he means in real life. Otherwise, he needs to get a magazine, use the Internet, go to a strip club -- something!! Now!! Even seeing a beautiful pair relieves stress and releases endorphins. I'm mellow-yellow while some people I know are so on the edge they blow up at every little thing. Hence the common phrase: "[name] really needs to get laid".

A family that plays together - stays together! MIRITE?! :D

dude u need to fix that espically if ur 24. Seriously come on u need to work on ur game

I bet you got an erection too. The sad part is that you're 24 years old and still living at home. Tool.

now when you beat off the only naked women you can think about is you mom have fun

Was she at least hot?

I understand this, but you don't have an excuse. You have the WWW right in front of you. You're not living in the 1900's. It's much easier to get a hold of n00ds.

wow how epic of a fail must your life/face be?