Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized... - FML

By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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roflcopter657 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:01

thats just sad... enjoy your hand.

IllegalLight 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:09

Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?

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Icedmike69 6

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:08

Havent seen a naked woman and you are 24? Wipe your puss and go to a strip bar!!!

DBkkk 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:17

Milf alert

dwills15 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:25

thats 2 bad. i c my parents naked all the time, and yeah it's disturbing.... i just usually run. anyway, if u go 2 da club u will most likely find a chick, especially if ur cute.

campbellshayla73 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:16

ew I suggest u go buy some condoms go 2 a bar & pick the drunkest girl & take her home !!

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Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:04

i found out ur label: virgin for life!! say hi to yerhand... he mite b bettr at handjobs thn u thougght

unilpentium 0

Friday 16 July 2010 18:38

Hi everyone. I have committed myself to waging war agains FML's massive overusage and misusage of the words "realized," "noticed," "discovered," and "learned." Here are some synonyms you can use instead: Detected, discerned, distinguished, picked up on, recognized, saw, spotted, observed, became concious of, comprehended, grasped, knew, took in, understood, attained, ascertained, came across, contrived, determined, disclosed, identified, perceived, revealed, and unearthed. Please, bring linguistic diversity to FML.

keven305 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:33

dude this is really sad...

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Sunday 21 November 2010 9:41

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Thursday 7 April 2011 19:42

Jerkin' the Gerkin. :P

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Monday 2 May 2011 22:58

oh sad!!

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