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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

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MessedUpLife00 13

Monday 17 October 2016 3:02

New all natural floss! Get it now! Only $2.99 per container!

tmj25789 23

Monday 17 October 2016 3:05

Well the plus side is he got protein from the earthworm.

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MessedUpLife00 13

Monday 17 October 2016 3:02

New all natural floss! Get it now! Only $2.99 per container!

stayydomii 21

Monday 17 October 2016 3:03

Prepare for the many gross things kids will do. This is one of the many. I know personally I've done many questionable things like eat dog food, play and collect worms, bug eating contest with friends, etc. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit for your little one, but don't be surprised at all the nasty shit they will do from birth to childhood.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 17 October 2016 4:04

I've learned from this website that it often isn't limited to just childhood.

JustinJK 21

Monday 17 October 2016 6:10

Yeah I've done many of those things as an adult. although inebriation was a part of it too

tmj25789 23

Monday 17 October 2016 3:05

Well the plus side is he got protein from the earthworm.

MisterKnowItAll 15

Monday 17 October 2016 3:07

Well ain't that disgusting.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 October 2016 3:15

If he can floss with an earthworm, his smile must look like a jack-o'-lantern's!

cheeology 22

Monday 17 October 2016 5:03

or like that one scene in the Grinch with the termites in his teeth!!!

mermaidkeels 26

Monday 17 October 2016 3:18

A snack and a floss all in one!

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 17 October 2016 3:26

Bear Grylls better watch out. We have a prodigy in the making.

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 17 October 2016 4:00

He's just an innovator :3

Dark_Cecilia 20

Monday 17 October 2016 4:42

But the worm's far too thick...

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 17 October 2016 4:59

Looks like a new life hack

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